Funny Birthday Wishes for Him: Most probably in most cases in a woman’s life, after she gets tired of her dad jokes, next up in line is the boyfriend and husband jokes. They are as lame as the dad jokes. And we should pay back with an even a lamer sense of humor whenever we get the chance. So let us turn the tables, here is the best and coolest Funny Birthday Wishes for Him. So send him these wishes and make him laugh, and if he does not laugh, stab him, with a carrot.
Jokes apart, boyfriends and husbands are angels, although they arise from the hell, in our lives, they still are angels, with black wings. And they love and protect us, and let us stay cuddled inside their wings for hours. Even in summer. That is why we love them, and that is why we are gonna make them laugh.
Adding a touch of humor to a birthday wish can make the special day even more memorable. This collection of funny birthday wishes for him is full of laughter, joy, and good cheer, perfect for a man who appreciates a good joke.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Him
You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.
They say it’s the thought that counts. So I thought I’d save my money instead of buying you a gift. Best wishes, and happy birthday!
When people tell you that you’re growing older, just shut it down and tell them you’re increasing in value. Happy birthday, my handsome husband.
You are such a handsome, loyal, and annoying husband. I put that last one in there so you’d know I was telling the truth.
For your birthday, I wanted to get you something to remind you of your youth, but they were sold out of cave art and dinosaur bones.
Just before I lose hope in humankind, here you come. Happy birthday, babe.
I don’t know how to express my feeling for your sense of possession for me. I just wanted to say you are a crazy big boy. Happy birthday, love.
It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
To A Brilliant Man Happy Birthday. You bring light and happiness to my life. Here’s wishing you a bright year ahead.
Happy Birthday To A Real Party Animal. You’re a guy who knows how to have fun, so cut loose, celebrate and have a howling good time!
You are simply the best husband in the world. On your birthday, I’m wishing you lots love, kisses and hugs. Wonderful birthday darling.
Happy Birthday, Baby. I promise that if I get mad today, I won’t take it out on you. I’ll wait until tomorrow! Enjoy your special day.
You always tell me to spend less money. Well, I’ve decided to take your advice. It is reflected in the birthday gift I bought you.
Happy birthday from the one person who knows all of your flaws and imperfections, but still loves you anyway!
Actually, I wanted to get you something super special, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Gone are the days when you spit all over a cake and watch your friends eat it with a smile. Embrace the new normal birthday.
Dear husband, it is your birthday today. I wanted to wish you the very best, but you already have me. No need. Happy birthday.
Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years… wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, somebody pretty cool was born. Happy Birthday!
I’m beginning to feel like I was born to keep track of your birthdays because I never seem to forget them. Happy birthday to you, my baby.
You’ve got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome… if you could remember any of it.
You must have been a really good boy. Karma has brought you to me. Have a really great birthday!
Happy birthday! I would sing you a birthday song but that wouldn’t be a very pleasant sound in your ear.
One of the things I learned growing up with you, is that if you have a dream, you should always chase it. I mean, you still can run in your age right? Nevertheless, happy birthday!
Sweetie, you are too hot to handle. I hope you enjoy being tied up and locked up for your birthday because I am just not willing to share.
I am so glad to have a sweet boyfriend who is not concerned with material things. That’s why I kept your birthday budget low. Happy Birthday.
Every day is monochrome except for your birthdays. And mine. But since today’s yours, I’ll lie about mine. Happy birthday to you, darling.
I usually return your silly comments with an evil eye, but today, I guess I’ll let it slide. Happy Birthday!
Just to be sure, I’m going to bring a few buckets full with water tonight before you light up the candles, don’t want to be homeless on your birthday due to an accidental fire! Happy birthday!
It is so hard believing today is your birthday because you never look any older. My ever young husband, happy birthday. I love you so much.
It’s your day to make a wish! I don’t know what you could possibly wish for as I’m already yours but….Love Yours Truly.
The whole day I kept planning for your birthday and baked cake for you. Now, it is your turn. Go clean the kitchen and make us dinner. Happy Birthday to you dear hubby.
Happy Birthday to someone with impeccable music taste, the greatest sense of humor, the biggest heart, and the world’s greatest girlfriend!!! I love you!!!
So, I always wanted to learn about dinosaurs. Could you share your knowledge with me? I mean, you have probably met them in person! Just kidding, happy birthday you fossil.
Happy Birthday to someone who knows how to annoy the crap out of me……. but I love him more than anything and anyone. I hope you have an amazing birthday!
Congratulations on making it to another birthday!! Do ya feel lucky? Well, do ya? Another year older, wiser, and… I take that last part back. Another year older!
My dear husband, I was supposed to send sweet wishes, but you are a man who will not be moved. No, literally: I am certain that you are glued to the furniture! Happy Birthday!
I felt like a sock that found its match the day that I met you! You are the stars in my universe and the sails on my boat. I love you & I hope your birthday is full of love and laughter.
Because I don’t want you to get lost in luxury, I wish you spend more of the money I wish you get on me than on yourself. Happy birthday, darling.
They say that at your age, birthday cocktails should be replaced with nutritional smoothies. Thank goodness we never listen to what they say.
I feel like I love you more today, and trust me when I say it’s not because I want the lion’s share of your cake. Happy birthday, my sweetheart.
Today, I’ll just wait to see how it goes so I can copy from your birthday and make mine more interesting. Happy birthday to you, my baby.
If I say we should spend the day together indoors, people will say I’m not nice, so I’ll just let you celebrate with everyone. Happy birthday, my darling.
When it comes to beer, you are a real go-getter. You go get a beer and go get a spot on the coach if you are sure beer will be available. Happy birthday.
Who needs gifts when you have an amazing girlfriend like me? All you’ll ever need is found in me. Happy birthday!
Let us take his birthday as the chance to make him laugh at your jokes this time. Send these funniest birthday wishes and messages to your boyfriend or husband. Because we know what it is like to laugh at his pathetic and repetitive jokes just because we love him.
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