tiddies…nipples… not exactly the same thing but we’re all hanging out in the same neighborhood, amiright?
lemme tell you, it was a real sacrifice to do the research for this ask. i had to pore through page after page of wayward tank tops and sweat-sticky shirts and i am exhausted.
but if anyone needs me, i’ll be spending the next three weeks clearing my search histories from every browser and app on my phone before the police turn up to take me away.
so without further ado —
jungkook really said y’all can make me button this shirt almost to the top but you’ll never stop these nipples from being great OKAY. the stylist noonas finally wrangled this man into church-appropriate attire but that certainly didn’t stop him from preening just a bit. so he made damn sure to puff that chest out a bit and let those nipples take center stage.
this entire look on tae, tho. he came for necks with this leather and tank combo for on and baby, he got them. he went hard with his dancing and we all got to get a glimpse of those perfect nipples in the process. never ever say kim taehyung never got you something for christmas, because this clip exists.
lemme just go ahead and answer the question you’re all asking right now and YES your existence, my existence, all our collective existences are a joke to this man. y’all can’t tell me this man didn’t know this flimsy excuse for a “tank top” was totally see-through when he walked that perfect ass out on stage. this little exhibitionist knew exactly what he was doing and god love him for it. nice nips, park.
did i spend 20 minutes watching this black swan fancam in .25 speed just to capture this brief flash of nipple? well technically, no, but i got a lil flash of nipple anyway. i’m obsessed with this hoseok performance & look – the sheer shirt beneath this beautiful jacket and this incredible belt and slacks combo. mr. jung chose the not-shirt-shirt for this performance and damn if i don’t light a little candle in its honor every night. come back to me, sheer shirt hoseok. you were gone far too soon.
okay so i can’t blame you if you were distracted by bearded seokjin and headband kook going to blows behind him – but daechwita yoongi blessed us with much more than rich visuals and history in this iconic video. we also got to enjoy a quick nip slip beneath this loose tank. incredibly scenery here – and no babe, i’m not talking about the lush mountains and a perfectly-recreated historically accurate backdrop.
don’t you just love it when seokjin pretends to be shy? cause it’s not like his fine ass didn’t know he was walking out on stage with a half-exposed sheer shirt. but he did us the honor of acting a bit bashful when one of his nipples decided to make an appearance. also, fun fact, seokjin nipples are harder to find on the web than yoongi nipples which i did not think was possible. but hey, i put in that work because you guys are worth it.
WHAT WAS THE FUCKING REASON for this kim namjoon? did they crank the heat up to 10,000°F inside the 190811 Lotte Family Concert? did they make this man walk across hot coals before sending him out on stage? no fucking clue but either way we got this absolute gift out of the whole deal – sweaty, wrecked namjoon with his nipples out and proud on full display. i’m looking for a repeat with thiccjoon™️ because you know those pecs are extra peccy and those nips are extra nippy now.